Pinprick Weirdland Goes Totally Goth Overnight

One night in Weirdland as Thunderer was getting ready for the party, he saw that Pinprick totally painted her face all white and wore black eyeshadow and black lipstick and was wearing all black. He screamed, “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!” when he saw that it was not the Pinprick that he had first known when he had first met her. Was it just a phase or was Pinprick using black eyeshadow and eye lipstick on purpose to look weird? Only Pinprick knew the answer. Her hair was already black, so she did not have to dye it at all. Pinprick knew that her idea of being Gothic was definitely going to scare everyone including Vampire D and Yohko who had been a couple for god knows how long. Pinprick scared everyone at the party with her new look and that was when she went to pet D’s mechanical horse and had accidentally frightened it, which made her sob big time. “Shawshank Redemption Theme” played all the way through as Thunderer comforted crying Pinprick who almost ruined her Gothly done make-up that she did all by herself and it was not even Halloween when that happened. Pinprick was the most beautiful young woman on earth when she did not have the white face, black lipstick and black eyeshadow. She was fine the way she was before. Looked better the way she was before. It just so happened that she did that on purpose to make all the giants, mini giants, extraterrestrials, humans and miniatures scream, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” every single time that they looked at her. It just so happened that Pinprick was Thunderer’s wife and that now she was totally committed to him having returned from an interplanetary delivery honeymoon and all that. She was still a bit traumatized from the battle that happened awhile ago and the victory party was supposed to be a celebration, but instead Pinprick, Jordan and Thunderer did the most selfish thing of eating all the banana cream pies until no one else could have any and then they all got stomachaches and later on threw up before a one-way ticket the the hospital had dropped a bomb on them all who had done such a terrible thing like that. Then Pinprick yelled at the 50 foot mynx to come to life, which was a bad idea because when the commercial became real, it wasn’t even black and white anymore. It was in color just like the real world. Everyone screamed and ran away when the same song that the commercial played had made that 50 foot mynx, Polly come to life and then much later when she sprayed everyone with the weird mixture of gross cologne and perfume, everyone man and woman was kissing, which was when she left, but then after that, she picked up Justin Test and ended up kissing him. They kissed each other even after she bodysize changed to lifesized and you’re not going to believe who ended up yelling at Pinprick for ruining such a great party and making that YouTube commercial real and come to life on purpose. Pinprick! Yep. Pinprick.

The next day, she finally dressed into a more suitable and normal outfit and stopped wearing black eyeshadow and black lipstick and gave up the white face paint and instead changed it to dark red lipstick and deep brown eye shadow, which matched her skin better and because her hair was naturally black, she had no need to dye it because it was fine the way it was. But then Pinprick cut off all her bangs and cut her own hair off to chin length making Thunderer cry, “WHYYYYYYY?!”

He was crying when he saw that Pinprick decided to donate her hair to someone who had cancer, so that woman could have a hair transplant through her hair she had cut off to chin length on her own and then Pinprick explained that it was because if she wasn’t going to be a Goth anymore that she was at least going to look grown-up and do so by donating her hair that was down to her knees to someone who needed it way more than she did. All her friends freaked out at first when they saw her new look, but then they realized it was way, way better than her looking all Goth and unnatural. At least this way, she could look more sophisticated. Then Johanna Mason and Edward got into their epic arguments about whether or not they should break up or marry and also about horse owning and horse sponsorships that always ended with them heavily making out. Then Thunderer and Pinprick made out, which meant that Thunderer had finally found Weirdland. So did everyone else who had gotten used to her new look too.

A Superhero Gets Really Angry and Gets In The Hugest Trouble In The Universe

One day in Superhero Academy, I was using the restroom. Meanwhile in class, Squirrel Girl was talking to a squirrel and telling the squirrel that even though she felt like shooting a gun in the bullet to her head, she wasn’t actually going to do it because she feared death and did not want to die. Not ever. Then Hinsight Lad asked Color Kid if he wanted to play basketball after school and he said yes and then Doorman agreed that it was the best idea ever. So did Zeingeist, but after Hinderer decided that he needed to use the restroom, Thunderer got really, really angry. Thunderer, “Everybody shut up! Just shut up! Nobody talks in my class because you all suck and I rule and Squirrel Girl, you think you got the biggest problems in the world, well you are wrong because you are fat, overweight and stupid! Well that’s it! All of you suck and I rule! That includes you Faora and you, Kal El. You both are the worst superheroes ever! Besides Jordan got famous for marrying the virgin who finally broke her virginity because of him named Hestia and did I ever make it famous more than fifteen minutes?! NOOOOOOO! No I did not you morons and you bags! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! W! W! W! W! H! H! H! H! All of you bow down at me right now because I rule and all of you are terrible and pathetic! Everyone excepting Pinprick! Now I’m going to abduct her and force that potential superhero to marry me right now since Kimchi already married Fandango! God what a stupid name Fandango really is!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” Pinprick screamed when Thunderer grabbed her and then she lifted her legs as if to kick him, but instead she turned around and they kissed each other. “At least if you’re going to marry me then you might as well get rid of the dhampir D and Yohko because those two came to life again and freaked Jessie out yesterday.”

“Oh no way!” Thunderer disagreed. “They will stay alive even if they scare everyone in the entire universe and I get in the hugest trouble ever for marrying you.”

“But you have my consent to marry me, so let’s elope and be done with it,” Pinprick agreed.

This was exactly what they had done. Then after that I showed up and yelled, “Thunderer we do not talk like this to anyone. Not even the audience who likes superheroes. Now you may marry Pinprick if you do not get rid of D and Yohko. Is that clear?”

“Clear,” Yioko answered.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!” D shouted as he dismounted his mechanical horse and then everyone screamed as all those monsters and ghouls were showing up in the real world.

“Do not panic!” Yohko reassured everyone. “Yohko Mano is here to save the day!”

Then Yohko and D both fought with swords trying to get all the ghouls and monsters to surrender. Then the devil horse showed up with red eyes and wings as well as the wangdoodles, snigs, goop birds and monsters and they couldn’t fight them all by themselves, so Thunderer was needed to do that and so were all the other bodysize changers and superheroes. This meant that Squirrel Girl and many others including Saturn Girl and Jor El, Kal El’s dad and Lara Croft too all had to fight with us to make sure that it wasn’t Boro’s doing and believe it or not, Boro was there with all of the Shadow People. Even the witches used their blackest and darkest magic to help defeat them and instead of brooms, they rode black Thoroughbreds with an English bridle and reins that were black and a saddle pad and Western saddle that was black too. This meant that everything was becoming ever so bottled up and weird as I was screaming, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” when the goop bird grabbed me and tried to eat me. Luckily, Hestia and Jordan rescued me from that before it was too late. Then Hestia used the flame to burn up the place to defeat all the creatures and destroy Areno, only to restore it the very next day after the fight was over. Hopefully Thunderer had learned his lesson that there was a right and wrong time to get mad and loud and yell at everyone and Squirrel Girl never should have talked about suicide because after all, a gun in the head? That’s a one way ticket to death and Squirrel Girl should have known better than that. Well this meant that me and the superheroes and the bodysize changers were all the greatest super friends of not just good and evil, but also the grey matter too, which was exactly how the newlyweds Thunderer and Pinprick had finally found Weirdland.

Weirdland Presents Home Continued

One day at the zoo, Jordan Weirdland made himself a giant exhibit, which made everyone at the zoo runaway screaming, which was when the zookeeper showed up after he had inadvertently scared some animals by being the exhibit and the zookeeper shouted, “Jordan Weirdland! You know that this is not an alien museum! You are not allowed to be a giant exhibit at the zoo because it is for animals only! That’s it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for forty-seven million years! Go home now and do not come back!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Jordan screamed in a deep voice as Alias and I dragged him out of the zoo. Then we made him change into more appropriate clothing and shoes. Boy was he busted. Then Alias and I had a talk about why Jordan Weirdland was acting like such a jerk and a moron, which was when we introduced him to a massive Clydesdale named Corn Syrup and as soon as Jordan Weirdland saw that horse, he learned how to ride that horse while I rode Stitch and Alias rode the brown and white giant paint horse, which meant that we were all having a great time just doing lessons and trail riding as well as riding in the arena. Jordan learned how to walk, trot and canter the horse and better of a rider he became, the less troublemaking activities that Jordan had time to do for awhile. Then all of a sudden, Jordan decided to take a helicopter ride with Hestia, the goddess of the fire, which was when Hestia and Jordan had fallen in love and it was because of that, that Jordan became pretty aggressive and impatient with many other people. He disrespected a lot of normal people and only cared about the giants, mini giants and miniatures, but not any normal sized human being, which was why even though I meant business, I couldn’t get through with Jordan, but Alias could because he was an Anakim and I was only an earthling. Jordan had made us finally have found home. Home in Weirdland, but better yet, home in Areno.

Weirdland Presents Home

One day in Weirdland, Alias and I were taking in a Viking refuge that just got resurrected from death by cloning him named Jordan. He started out as 7’8″ but then grew a whole foot tall and ended up being 8’8″, which meant that he was the coolest and grooviest Annunaki of all. He was a fugitive on the run because no one wanted anything to do with him. That was no one excepting me and Alias. We gave him a new chair and he loved it. I sat on his lap while Alias stood up right next to us. Then after that, we all stood up and had our picture taken. Now that was the coolest thing that I have ever dealt with even when he decided to grow a beard in the future. He looked ever so unworthy and ever so different than he was before he died in the 18th century. He was once an actor and entertainer, but now he was nothing. Absolutely nothing. Then the fugitive named Jordan Weirdland just got adopted, which was when he went to school and yelled at everyone in class. He was so mad at everybody for talking about their plans and I mean everyone, which was when he roared, “All of you suck and I rule! You understand me?! I want you all to bow down to me right now because I am all about me and the most selfish person in the world! Did I say world?! No! I meant the entire universe! Yep! I’m all about me because I rule and I hate everything! I hate all of you and I hate this (bleep) school! You all are the stupidest bunch of bodysize changing humanoids that I have ever met in my entire life! I hate you all! I always have hated you all and I always will!”

That was when everyone gasped and gaped, which was when an angry voice yelled, “Jordan Weirdland! Report to the principal’s office right now!”

That was when Jordan talked to the principal and lied to him that he had never yelled in class and told everyone to “Shut up!” but he did and so the principal expelled him from the preparatory school and then got grounded until he was sent to the alternative school. This meant that everyone was becoming ever so impatient with Jordan as he was becoming ever so vacationing and staycationing too. Besides Jordan was a very bad boy who had a lot to learn and who had finally found Weirdland.

Getting In Massive Debt Over A UFO Is Just Not Worth It

One day, Nahuel and Belinda both got into a massive debt for buying a UFO that cost them a billion dollars in Arrett money rather than Areno money. Uh oh. That was not good at all. As they were flying in the UFO doing interplanetary deliveries to try and pay off their massive debt, well that did not work because both their credit cards were still declined. Even when they put ten thousand dollars and forty nine cents in the bank, that still was not enough. Even when they started begging for money because they didn’t know what else to do, they only ended up with another thirty grand and that still wasn’t enough. That meant that unless they paid the debt within the end of the month, they were going to lose everything. So what did they do? Well they did the most sensible thing of course of selling the billion dollar UFO and managed to get all their money back, which meant that they had to throw their credit cards in the garbage by having them cut up and then replacing them with ones where they could only spend what they had in their budget like a debit card, so that they could not get into that kind of debt ever, ever again. It was going to be a very, very, very, very long, long, long, long, long, long time before Belinda and Nahuel would ever be able to afford another UFO again because after all, UFOs were only a good investment if they were going to make money as spacers, but because they were young and reckless, well they didn’t even think that far at all. This meant that there were more important things to save up for like their leased horses, tack, houses, food, clothing, shelter, self driving cars and even enough to do occasionally shopping sprees at the mall, but nothing like what they had done when they bought the most expensive UFO that they couldn’t even have enough money for anything at all, so Alias and I gave Nahuel and Belinda a serious talking to, which meant that ever since then they had used their credit cards wisely ever since because after all, this was how Nahuel and Belinda had found Weirdland.

Jessie Gets Mad Because She Cannot Sponsor Stitch (An Amazing Fantasy)

One day in Weirdland, I asked Horatio and Sheena if I could sponsor Stitch and they said no I could not sponsor Stitch or Bella. Oh my god. That made me so mad that I caused a commotion, threw the hugest tantrum in the world. Then I took out a megaphone and shouted, “Oh screw you you horrible ranchers you W W W W W W W W H H H H H H H H! I hate you for not letting sponsor Bella and especially Stitch! I need that black horse with a white forelock and four white socks! I’m going to get Alias to buy me that stupid horse you stupid son of a b4567! So f456 you! I hate you all! I hate everything that is going to cost me over two hundred dollars! I love being rich and famous, but not if it means that I cannot have Bella and Stitch, but especially Stitch because I really need that horse! I need that horse even more than Beauty! So look out ladies and gentlemen because I’m shouting on the megaphone you loaded piece of crap! You cowt5677! Now that is a piece of bulls345!”

Then Alias showed up and yelled, “Jessie L. Cohn Weirdland! Get over here right now! You are in the hugest trouble in the universe because this is going on Universe News! If they say no, they say no and there is nothing you or I can do about it!”

“Oh shut up you husband! You are a total w345! You’re even worse than Ronald McDonald! He would have bought me both Bella and Stitch!” I yammered on the megaphone.

“No he would not you spoiled brat!” Alias shouted. “By the way, we do not talk to the audience or anybody like that! I’ll make you a deal, you stop throwing this horrible tantrum and you give me the megaphone and I’ll buy you Bella and Stitch right now without any guarantees!”

“WHAT?!” I cried out.

“You herd me!” Alias yelled.

“I’ll do it then,” I decided.

Then Alias came up to Sheena and Horatio and said, “I’d like to buy Jessie L. Cohn Weirdland Bella and Stitch for forty grand. Do you mind if I get her both those horses before she throws another fit about it like right now?”

“Fine, they are hers,” Sheena scoffed as Alias wrote the check and then gave me both Bella and Stitch with their tack. I had never been happier, but the lesson here is that in real life, you don’t get rewarded by throwing a tantrum on the megaphone. This is only a fantasy that had had me finally have found Weirdland.

Jay Trouble, Leslina and Annie Find Out The Most Awful Truth Ever

Recently after Alias and I told Jay Trouble, Annie L. Cohn and Leslina Frendy that we were their parents and that they were born on earth, that was when they all screamed, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” They all started sobbing, which was when Jay Trouble, Leslina Frendy and Annie all were drinking vodka from a huge bottle and getting themselves drunk on purpose and smoking marijuana, hoping to forget the most awful truth ever that they had just found about, but that didn’t work and they kept having nightmares about how Alias and I had to abandon them a few years ago and gave them away for adoption, Alias and I now regretted that big time, but they were all adopted and raised very poorly. Maybe we would have raised them poorly, but at least they wouldn’t have smoked marijuana and drank all the vodka from a huge bottle after us telling them the truth if we had raise them, but then again, they might have because we were not there to stop them. They did it secret and that was what was called the absolute worst Weirdland story ever. Not the best, but the worst too.

This meant that Annie, Leslina and Jay all had a massive hangover the next day from being beyond drunk and stoned, so they slept all day and all night for two days after puking nonstop in the shower and having to rinse the bathtub. Later, after they all got better, they did an anti-drug rally for kids, teens and adults telling them that all drugs including legal and illegal drugs such as marijuana, cigars, cigarettes and alcohol were bad and poisonous and going to kill them eventually, which is why they should never try it. Alias and I loved what they were doing, but we weren’t happy about the fact that they did two different drugs unlawfully and had to have a serious talk with them that there were better things to do than drinking and smoking. We also told them that they did it much worse than the singer Ray Charles did on earth many long years ago.

This meant that when Alias and I took Annie, Jay and Leslina all to have a family dinner of sushi together, Pinprick had to join though we told her not to because of the family feud that happened between us and our children so many years ago. But we gave in and let Pinprick be a spoiled brat and order whatever she wanted. Pinprick got the Chef’s sushi special which consisted of diet caffeine free coke, eight pieces of California spicy tuna rolls, eight pieces of sashimi, eight pieces of nigiri with miso soup, salad and a green tea cheesecake, which was what all of us ordered. That was the most expensive dinner that we had in a really long time now, but it was totally worth it too. We didn’t allow Jay Trouble, Leslina, Annie and Pinprick to drink beer, wine or sake because none of us did and we didn’t want them to be drugged ever again. This meant that after dinner, Alias and I got back home while Jay ordered a beer, Leslina ordered a glass of pink wine, Annie ordered an apple martini and Pinprick ordered an illegal alcoholic beverage called hooch and together, they were smoking cigars at the bar behind our backs. Pinprick was way too young to do either, but because she was with the legally aged siblings, she wasn’t going to be pressed any charges at all.

Back at our house, Alias and I made out, which was when Sky Pilot saw me and cried, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” when Alias and I got back together. Alias and I had fallen in love again and all because we got Jay Trouble, Annie and Leslina back and they were never ever going to leave us again. They didn’t even come home until they were done being drunk and done with their hangover, which meant that their lies were awful and we denied their apologies for going to a bar when we told them not to and then we told Pinprick that if she ever did hooch or smoked another cigar again that she was going to go to boarding school and we were not going to change our minds about it. I broke up with Sky Pilot to get back together with my true love Alias. Then Tamu broke up with her horrible boyfriend, Creep to be with Sky Pilot and believe it or not, Tamu and Sky Pilot were totally meant to be, but so were Alias and I. Oh why did I have to go through so many different guys just to in the end end up with Alias? Well I know why. Because I was an idiot and Alias was an idiot too. He broke up with his latest girlfriend, Ashley and now Alias and I were back together for the better. As for Sky Pilot and Tamu and I, well we were still friends and we remained really close friends. We were all family, so despite what Leslina, Annie and Jay pressured Pinprick to do, well we had a serious talk with them and Pinprick never did that again. This meant that everything was becoming quite a pressure route especially since Alias and I loved Annie, Jay and Leslina were the daughters and son that we had together before any other children came along. Guess who beat Lemuel Gulliver with being able to neigh like a horse even more accurately? It was Jay Trouble. Jay went, “NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGH!” exactly like a horse, which was when Alias, me, Pinprick, Annie and Leslina all laughed and clapped and cheered for Jay. He was so embarrassed after that that he was sobbing, “Oh my god. I’m going to turn into a horse. I’m going to do metamorphosis to become a horse.”

“That’s nonsense,” I reminded Jay. “That will never happen to you.”

“Then why did your son, Skylar become a human?” asked Annie.

Tell us why please with a cherry on top,” Leslina begged. “Thank you. And you’re welcome.”

“When Skylar died as a cat,” I answered, “he was reincarnated as a biracial part Thai part Caucasian human being. Besides I think you all should tell him the truth sometime. You owe that to him.”

“We will,” Jay promised.

They all kept their promise and told Skylar and Orion the truth. Then they both screamed, “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!” Then Orion and Skylar got back together and those two totally made out. They had fallen in love all over again and it was totally meant to be. This meant that Annie, Pinprick, Leslina and Jay were all watching them made out, which meant that whatever happened to Orion and Skylar’s relationship was finally repaired and back to where it was just like what had happened between Alias and I. After all, there was no turning back now. Everything had become different. We didn’t know exactly where our lives were going to head next, but we did know one thing. We extraterrestrial humanoid aliens never gave up no matter what happened and no matter where our lives would turn. After all, our lives were becoming ever so interesting, which meant that everything was going to change for better or for worse. During the good times and during the bad times, we would always be together no matter what happened. We would always be a family because Pinprick, Orion, Skylar, Annie, Alias and Jay were exactly how we had all finally found Weirdland. This was especially the case when Alias and I got our DNA tests with Ella and then found out that she was our biological child too though she was a doll that came to life. Now because all of us had finally found Weirdland, this meant that none of our lives would ever be the same again because from now on, they were going to be different for the better. We had all together finally found Weirdland.

Alien Fools (Be Careful What Practical Joke You Choose Big Time)

One day, because it was Friday the 13th instead of April Fool’s Day, Pinprick decided to do something totally stupid and dangerous as a practical joke. So Pinprick trick rode on a Thoroughbred named Pilgrim and insisted that everyone was watching her “horse show” today and not any other day because she wanted to see what would happen if she actually trick rode before she became a professional. Pinprick did the hippodrome and the suicide drag all wrong and bumped her head, rode without a helmet, wristguards, elbow and knee pads and she also did many, many crazy trick riding stunts that she hadn’t even learned yet until Pilgrim threw her off. Then she got back on and when she used the riding crop, Pilgrim threw her off again. Pinprick tore a ligament in both her legs and when everyone gasped and gaped as the song, “DUM! DUM! DUM!” played all the way through, that was when Alias shouted, “Pinprick! There are going to be serious consequences for sponsoring Pilgrim as a trick riding horse without asking the owner first!”

“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” Pinprick laughed. “Alien Fools!”

“Pinprick, hurting yourself trick riding when you don’t even know how to trick ride properly and acting overconfident is the reason why you’re going to have no choice, but to go to the hospital!” I yelled. “By the way, this was not a funny practical joke at all! You could have been killed doing that and riding without your helmet and gear, well you’re not supposed to do that at all! You are grounded until you are out of the hospital!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Pinprick shouted as I rode the ambulance with her all the way to the hospital. There, Sky Pilot yelled, “How could you be so goddamn stupid?! And frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!”

“Did you say that to me or to Pinprick?” I asked.

“I said that to Pinprick because she has one mom and two dads,” Sky Pilot answered. “Now Jessie L. Cohn Weirdland! Why did you give permission to let Pinprick sponsor Pilgrim? He’s not a trick riding horse! He’s been traumatized years ago! That’s why he threw her off and I didn’t give permission either and neither did Alias!”

“Pinprick are you better yet?!” Alias yammered.

“Yes,” Pinprick shouted. “I just got out of massive magic rather than surgery!”

“Who did that to you?! The doctors, scientists or nurses?!” Alias demanded.

“I did,” Kimchi showed up. “I didn’t want my younger sister to have surgery, so I used magic on her torn ligaments of her legs to make them better fast!”

“Pinprick, you are in the hugest trouble in the world!” Sky Pilot demanded. “I am going to right now punish you in the most abusive way possible, so that you never do it again!”

“Sky Pilot if you spank Pinprick, we are done!” I warned Sky Pilot.

Then Kimchi yelled at Sky Pilot, “Out of my way!” and she spanked Pinprick on the butt while she was still clothed and Pinprick yelled, “Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!”

“You’re such a spoiled alien extraterrestrial brat!” Kimchi shouted. “You’re even worse than Veruca Salt is from ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ and much more worse than Willy Wonka from there too, but you’re badder than the kind-hearted Charlie Bucket from there too!”

“That’s EEEEEENOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGH!” Alias roared. “I’m not going to call Super Nanny because all she ever does is yell ‘Unacceptable Naughty Stool!’ and guess what happened to Kal El when that happened?! Nothing good!”

“Pinprick the next time you want to be reckless and irresponsible, please with a cherry on top do not use Grace’s horse Pilgrim to do that especially not trick riding,” Sky Pilot made Pinprick promise.

“Oh I’m done with horses,” Pinprick decided. “I’m going to jump off a bridge and actually survive it now that I’m taller than Annie and Leslie combined.”

Then Pinprick jumped off the Weirdland bridge and actually managed to survive such a steep jump because she was a mini giant. Then after that she swam to shore and then later soaped her body in the bathtub with her wet clothes on and thought it was funny, which was when Alias shouted, “Pinprick Weirdland! Get the hell outta there right now!”

“No way!” Pinprick yelled. “From now on I’m doing whatever I want whenever I want and I don’t care if I get arrested because tomorrow I’m going to quit all the extracurricular activities and start doing stuff I’m not supposed to!”

Then Pinprick did exactly that. She stole all the sodas from the soda machine, stole the horse Possum from the stables and kept him at the ranch and lived in the ghost house ranch when it wasn’t even for sale. She lived in the dirtiest house ever and never even bothered to get anything fixed and then one day the shower, tub and sink water was so yellow that it made Pinprick so sick that she almost died of food poisoning. She went back to the hospital again, which was when me, Alias and Sky Pilot had a serious talk with Pinprick about why what she said was wrong and unlawful. Then when the police officer named G2 showed up and yelled at Pinprick, “Stop this felonious and unlawful act or I shall have to use force!” Pinprick refused to return anything she stole including the stolen sodas and food and money, which was when she got arrested. Luckily, Alias was able to bail her out of jail, but she had to give back everything she took including the ghost house and then it bulldozed to the ground, thank goodness. Pinprick never should have quit horseback riding, basketball, bocce ball and soccer, but now she was going to do both trick riding and horse jumping on Possum and thanks to me, Alias and Sky Pilot all pitching in to pay for the cost, Pinprick could finally sponsor Possum for both those things. Not only that, but she also did pole bending and barrel racing, which meant that now Pinprick was so busy that she didn’t have time to do anything stupid or unlawful ever, ever again. Now this was exactly how Pinprick, Sky Pilot, Alias and I had finally found Weirdland.

My Dream About Riding Stitch In Weirdland

Last night, I had this amazing dream that I was riding Stitch in Weirdland. I was cantering him and there was a lot of beautiful scenery. Trees, the bridge, the streams, the river, dirt, sand, asphalt and even flowers and roses, etc. The country was so beautiful, but not the spacecopters and spaceplanes though. Stitch got spooked at them, but even worse, when the two locomotives came one after another, Stitch spooked at them and then ran away. I was riding that horse really, really well and all this happened while Leslina Frendy was riding Bella and aboard the white horse, Breezy was Annie. They were my two best friends and they were riding with me. They made sure that Stitch and I were okay and so did Ella who rode aboard on Beauty. We were all riding together on the trails at a canter and as we were going over the bridge and crossing over rivers and streams, well we were laughing and whooping as we all wore riding helmets and everything was ever so cool as we were going straight towards the barn and then ducking as we passed right through it. We were riding like the wind and everyone was just as happy as I am as it really was an all women’s ride. There was no stopping us now. That was until the devil roaring horse showed up with red eyes and went, “ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!” and all of the horses went, “NEEEEEEEIIIIIIGH!” making us all scream, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!” This was when we had no choice, but to work together as a team to fight and to get the roaring horse to surrender. Then the monsters, snigs, and goop birds showed up along with Boro and the Shadow People. Boro laughed, “Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” We all screamed again as we were continuing to ride fast and that was when Boro screamed, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” when we all yelled the words, “I love you!” and that was when every scary demon including the demon roaring horse, Boro, the Shadow People, the goop birds, monsters and snigs all disappeared, which was when the nightmare was over and we were able to enjoy the rest of the trail ride. Then at the end of the trail ride, we watched Eugeal Sharing ride Lexus really well while Pat was riding aboard on Will and aboard on Jojo was Patricia. All that riding was awesome and what that meant was that while we were of two different trail riding groups, we all got together, which was when the photographer told us to say cheese while we were on our horses and all together we said cheese. Then the picture was taken and during the evening, I hung it up on the wall and that was when Sky Pilot showed up and kissed me. I kissed Sky Pilot back and we even made out together, which was right before my dream had ended and this was exactly how I had finally found Weirdland.

Instrumental Riding Music

The instrumental riding music played all the way through called “Kathy Muxlow Rides Sundance” as I was riding aboard on the horse called Great Shadow and I sure looked like a Western cowgirl on that horse. This was when I was cantering him across the meadows as I saw the herd of horses that was constantly in my images. First was Beauty in the lead with Stitch and Bella being next followed by Lexus, Ferrari, Spartan, Phoenix, Lilo and many, many more horses including the giant ones and ponies other than the normal sized horses. I was making sure that the herd was later coming back and they were. This meant that I was doing ever so well on Great Shadow that it wasn’t even funny.

Of course, after I was done riding him in the meadows, I was cooling Great Shadow when I put him away and then after that, I saw Thomas riding Bella while Patty was riding Lilo. Of course, Alex was riding Beauty while Aritha Weirdland was riding a black horse with all black tack named Dagger while aboard on Lexus was Stacy and on Ferrari was Justin. They went trail riding together, which was when I saw Stitch neighing and impatiently stomping the dirt.

This was when I put my black Abetta saddle on Stitch and then the black V bridle with black tied up split reins on him with the strong snaffle bit. “What are you doing?” asked Alias.

“Riding Stitch,” I answered. “Alias you can lift me on, but that does not mean we are back together.”

“Fine,” Alias fumed as he lifted me up on Stitch. Then he got Sky Blue while Tamu rode Radar and Sky Pilot rode Wild Thing. This was when Fandango rode the white albino giant horse and Kimchi rode Wonderstorm while Belinda rode on the giant Noriker and Nahuel rode Tina, the tallest Shire ever.

We all rode together and it wasn’t long before we trotted our horses together, which was right before we hit the beach and started cantering together. We were having so much fun that we never stopped laughing and whooping and having so much fun that it wasn’t even funny anymore. With us was Donald riding KC while Reese rode Valiant and Jedd rode Robot. As for Nomad, well he rode the giant black horse with the only marking being a white forelock. Pat rode Sundance while Eugeal was riding General Lee. Alia rode Buckingham, Max rode Chester and Shadow rode Wendover. We were all having so much fun riding together that we never even stopped having all the fun in the world. Besides we all had the most fun together and even managed to make it a two hour trail ride with teamwork while the other riders before us only did it for an hour, which meant that we had way more fun than they did. This meant that Great Shadow didn’t get the trail ride today, but Stitch sure did and he was in the lead the whole entire time too. Nomad was the very last in line. This meant that our friendship was never on the line and even when it was, well we still trail rode together and had the greatest fun ever in all of Weirdland because after all, this was exactly how we had all finally found Weirdland.